Make A Scene And You’ll Be Noticed

What I learned today was that there are many ways to show displeasure. Like tonight, during Hot Mama’s Oscar party, I decided to protest “The Artist” winning Best Picture by projectile vomiting all over Daddy’s shirt.

Note: I haven’t seen “The Artist” or any movie.

Note: I wanted “Little Einsteins” to win.

Note: I vomited for totally unrelated reasons.

Note: Daddy took it like a champ.

Note: I also pooped my pants.