With Every Exit Comes An Entrance

What I learned today was that there’s a give and take for everything. I visited the doctor today, and I learned that I’m in the 90^th percentile for height but in the 50^th percentile for weight. So I’m gonna have to take more from the boob. Yes. And with more breast milk, that means I’m probably gonna pee more.

I should have mentioned that before I whizzed all over my doctor’s shirt.

Hey, that was another one of my New Year’s Resolutions!

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