Promises Aren't Really Meant To Be Kept

What I learned today was that you can make a resolution, but nobody will really remember it. Today is something called New Years, and Hot Mama and Daddy each made resolutions, which are promises you want to hold throughout the year. Hot Mama said no sweets. Daddy chose doing Bikram Yoga more this year. Wyatt wants to watch more Wiggles. We'll see how long those last.

As for me, here's some resolutions I made that I'm probably not gonna keep:

I want to pee all over an authority figure.

I want my poop to be harder.

And I want to be linked to Kim Kardashian.

(OK, the last one is probably too easy).