New Days Offer New Discoveries

What I learned today was that each day offers new discoveries. I was able to bend my head down, and I noticed that at the end of my legs are these things called "toes". Although, to be fair, I call them "piggies". There's ten of them, five on each foot, each one a different size than the other. And they all move when I wiggle them, which I do, although their movements are barely noticeable to the human eye. You got to trust me on this one.

I tried to put them in my mouth, but flexibility wasn't my friend today.

So hello, piggies. Nice to make your acquaintance. I will stub you at times, but it don't mean I love you less.

It just means I appreciate you for being there.