What I learned today was that things might happen that aren't a big deal to you but are a big deal to others. For example, today I was on my back. I put my legs up in the air and then allowed gravity and momentum to do their part, which was turn me onto my side, laying on my shoulder.
Hot Mama made a huge deal about this. She was so proud. Of what? Physics.
Listen, lady, I'm capable of many great things. This was just the tip of the iceberg.
Just wait until I can get people to pull my finger.
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