Don't Work When You Can Work It

What I learned today is that when someone else is working, work it. Hot Mama begins work this week, and today she took me and Wyatt to babysitting at the gym while she went on a conference call. So while she was working, I was working it. They've got some cute and young sitters there, and I put on my charms. You know how it goes. Young sitter meets charming younger lad, she digs the attention, one thing leads to another and bam! It's 18 years later and they're making a Lifetime movie about us starring B-level actors desperately clinging to the next paycheck.

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