Change Positives Into Negatives

What I learned today was to change a positive into a negative. Getting my diaper change is no fun. I lay on my back, my pants get taken off, my diaper right after, I have wet wipes swipe through my crack and cheeks, risk further peeing on myself, then have another diaper slapped onto me.

It's not a joyride.

But when Daddy does it, he looks at me and I at him. And he makes silly noises and I laugh at him. He's silly. And I sometimes have to open my mouth to catch my breath, that's how funny he is with the noises he makes.

And then, before you know it, my diaper's been change and I barely noticed.

Let's keep this going, Daddy. I dig the performance art.