I Have Some Sort Of Self Control

What I learned today was that Daddy thinks that I'll pee on him at the exact moment he takes my diaper off. However it just isn't true, not that I'm gonna let him believe that.

I like how hurried and worried he is that I'm gonna smack him right in the face with my stream. I can see him flinch just when I move my wee-wee just 3 degrees. Hilarious.

I hope he isn't reading this.