One Day, I Will Seize A Boat

What I learned today was that you have to be a certain size to be in a motorboard. And I'm not that size yet. But one day, I will be. And when I am, I will yell, "All aboard!" and "Swab the deck!" and all the other things that Wyatt says that pirates say, because I want to be a pirate just like how my big brother wants to be a pirate, because he is my matey.

Arrgh.

Shiver me timbers.

(I have no idea what that means. And face it, neither do you.)