I Will Be A Friend To Marine Mammals

What I learned today was that marine mammals face difficult safety issues when navigating through our bay. And that we can do much to help them leave unscathed from our shores. So I promise, Marine Mammal Center, that I will not litter in the ocean. But I might pee in the ocean. Everyone does. Gram does. Grampa does. Wyatt does. Hot Mama does. Daddy does. Katie does. Buddha does. Everyone here in my tour group does.

Even you.

Admit it.

That's what I thought.

Squirt.