If I'm Nice, I Might Get A Pool Party

What I learned today was that if you're goot to other people, someone will throw a pool party in your honor. Take, for instance, my Great Uncle Mike. He helped out Hot Mama and Daddy a lot, so they threw him a pool party. There were floats and rafts and toys and splashing and drinking and eating. It was a lot of fun. And I got to watch the whole thing and thought to myself, "If I get to be as nice of a person as Uncle Mike, will I get a pool party in my honor too?"

Hell, I'd take a water balloon fight.