I Like Tourist Traps

What I learned today was that I like tourist traps. I went to Fisherman's Wharf with all my cousins and Gram and Grampa and Wyatt and Uncle Shannon and Auntie Nessa and Hot Mama and I gotta say, I dug it. I loved the sea lions. I loved the Wharf. I loved the ferry ride in. And I love that I can visit this place whenever I want.

The only thing I didn't love? Tourists, especially the slow moving ones, which is basically all of them. Move along now, people. Nothing to see here. Just a woman feeding her kid underneath her Hooter Hider.