Headbutts Hurt But Timeouts Hurt More

What I learned today was that headbutts hurt. Wyatt loves me so much that he gets overexcited and gets all up in my grill, and I'm like, "Yo man, gimme some air here, brother" and then he starts bobbing his head and I'm like, "Yo man, chillax and calm down and watch where you're pointing that thing" but then his head hit my head and I'm like "Waaaaaahhhhh!" and he's like "Sorry!" and I'm like, "Damn! I know it was an accident and all, but daaamn!" and Daddy's like "How many times do I have to tell you to stop! You got a timeout, Wyatt!" and he's like "Waaaaaah!" and I'm like "Serves you right!" but then I feel bad because I love him too and I don't want to see him sitting in the corner. And I miss the attention.

Come back, Wyatt. I don't mind.