Birthdays Are Underrated

What I learned today was that I get to celebrate my birthday every month for the first year of my life. Then after that, I celebrate it every year. And then, I won't make much of big deal about it because I'll be getting older, so my birthdays will be low key, but internally, hells yeah it's my birthday.

But for now, I'm gonna milk this birthday thing with all I got.

Where's my pointy hat at?