Dreams Are Worth Following

What I learned today was that I like to sleep. After all, I do that 65% of my day. And tonight, I threw my parents a bone by sleeping through the night. It was that great of a dream. I was watching Wyatt play while drinking from Hot Mama's boobie while Daddy sang "9 to 5" to me off-key. Scarlett Johannson was dancing the background. As was Jessica Alba. All while Erin Andrews reported from the sideline.

For once, when I cried while waking up, they were real tears.