Beach Bumming Is In My Future

What I learned today was that I think I love the beach. We went up to Guerneville on the Russian River to a beach that Grampa and Gram used to go to when they were kids. Which I find hard to believe that a beach would be older than they are, but whatevs. I watched Wyatt and his friend Tanner play in the sand and in the water and it looked like fun. Of course, I'm too small to do any of that, but one day soon, I'll be all over that, and Hot Mama and Daddy will be wiping sand out of my ass crack and wonder how the hell it got there.

Soggy swimming diaper will be the answer.