Cuteness Can Be A Curse

What I learned today was that everything I do is cute. Like when I cross my eyes. Hot Mama and Daddy think it's really cute when I do that. But in all seriousness, that's my way of telling them that they're out of their minds. In fact, even though I'm new to this world, I think that's the industry standard.

Maybe I'm the crazy one.

No. They're crazy.

Certified.