Home Is Where The Binky Is

What I learned today was that I have an amazing room all to myself, but I don't live there. I'm being forced to take up residence in Hot Mama and Daddy's room until they deem me to be big enough to bivouac in my own environs. Personally, I think it's bullcrap. This house I live in is amazing, each room is exciting, and yet I'm expected to bide my time with two adults who have trouble wiping my ass at night. Seriously?

This world is cruel.